Monday, September 24, 2007

Oh Mahmoud!


We're all going to die! Iran is taking over Columbia! Bogey Man! Bogey Man! Bogey Man!
Oh Mahmoud, you're so silly. Coming to America. Like a crazy Eddie Murphy character! Well, you were in town for the whole United Nations thing, but whatever.
Sure Mahmoud, you made some decent points. Questioning us on our hypocrisy on nuclear weapons. Stating that the oppression of Jewish people shouldn't take away from the oppression of the Palestinians. Engaging in a question and answer period.
But you know what............you're not going to get away so easily, Mahmoud! This is America! I'm going to focus on the odd and amusing comment that you surely did not mean to be amusing and odd, but hey, get in line with our culture! We love gay jokes! Embrace it!
Says Mahmoud, in response to a question about executing homosexuals, which is, I believe, Trent Lott's hobby...........
"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country ... I don't know who's told you that we have this."
Oh Mahmoud, you is crazy!

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