not to vote for John McCain.
“I'm afraid it's a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border,"
Good point, John. Also, McCain is worried about illegal immigration along the Canada/Mexico border and trade along the Spain/Germany border.
And foreign policy is supposed to be his strong suit? Que?
Wednesday, July 23, 2008
Monday, July 14, 2008
They Took Our Jobs!
It's time to invade Belgium! InBev, which is surely run by potheads and/or homos, has bought Anheuser-Busch makers of Budweiser. Now that the Belgians have our superior drinkability, all is lost. Its about time to surrender to our Dutch overlords and start building windmill houses. We're all going to have to wear wooden shoes.......
But wait! There's always Miller! That's a good American beer! And Coors Light too! The Rockies, man, the Rockies!
What? Miller Coors is owned by SABMiller? Miller and Coors were bought by South Africans? The same guys who own Miller make Grolsch, Peroni and Pilsner Urquel?
The room is spinning. Up is down, down is up. Isn't there an American beer made and owned by Americans? Yeah, these qwars. No, we can't do that! We can't drink Sam Adams. There's wheat and hops and flavor in there. There has to be a crap tastic, cheap beer still made in America.
Oh there is. Its Pabst! Mmm, PBR, Old Milwauke, Colt 45. These beers are impervious to foreign takeover. No self respecting Belgian mega-conglomerate is going to spend more than five dollars on acquiring Schlitz. Stay strong, America! They will leave our crappiest beers to us for ever!
Mmm, Schlitz Malt Liquor! Tastes like Freedom!
But wait! There's always Miller! That's a good American beer! And Coors Light too! The Rockies, man, the Rockies!
What? Miller Coors is owned by SABMiller? Miller and Coors were bought by South Africans? The same guys who own Miller make Grolsch, Peroni and Pilsner Urquel?
The room is spinning. Up is down, down is up. Isn't there an American beer made and owned by Americans? Yeah, these qwars. No, we can't do that! We can't drink Sam Adams. There's wheat and hops and flavor in there. There has to be a crap tastic, cheap beer still made in America.
Oh there is. Its Pabst! Mmm, PBR, Old Milwauke, Colt 45. These beers are impervious to foreign takeover. No self respecting Belgian mega-conglomerate is going to spend more than five dollars on acquiring Schlitz. Stay strong, America! They will leave our crappiest beers to us for ever!
Mmm, Schlitz Malt Liquor! Tastes like Freedom!
Thursday, July 10, 2008
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