Damn Yankees

There is a very angry middle aged woman from Conneticut who is in my terrorism class. "Bush is the worst president in history!" Um, the first ten or so allowed slavery, genocide against the Native Americans and stole half of Mexico, so they have to be worse. "Israel is the worst persecuter!" If you can't admit that the situation in Palestine is complicated, um, you might be from Conneticut. "The United States did horrible things A, B, C, D....." I know, I know, but come on. How is this line of thought helpful?

But then, Conneticut woman had to talk crap about North Carolina. Don't talk crap about my state. Especially when there's not a valid complaint. "North Carolina's racist!" I'm pretty sure the only city Martin Luther King got chased out of was Chicago. "We don't get it!" Its true, we don't understand what you're saying. Because you're an irrational conspiracy theorist who thinks we're to blame for all the problems in the world, which is kind of like thinking your boyfriend left you at prom because HE did everything wrong, ignoring that you are in fact, insane.

So feel free to leave my fair state. I'm sorry that all 8 million people in North Carolina are all backwards, especially all the people who have moved here from other parts of the country. Lets do a fun little comparison:

North Carolina has:

A good climate, where we don't get buried under eight feet of snow.
A good economy. Would you rather look for a job in Detroit, Cleveland, Syracuse or Charlotte?
We have beaches and mountains.
We even have irrational hippies that think that Bush is the Devil and 9/11 was really a conspiracy. We keep hippies in Chapel Hill and Asheville, and we tolerate them, even though they are annoying. Which makes us.........tolerant.
We have a Division II football team that beats Michigan. We have five Division I football teams that get beat by everyone. There's something there.

Conneticut has:

A really good women's college basketball team.
Annoying hippies.
Townships? Maybe?
Maple syrup?
Joe Biden?


In conclusion, if you're a hippie, be a friendly hippie, not an angry hippie. And don't talk crap about my state. Especially when you moved her.