Bruegger's now has pumpkin cream cheese.
This is why terrorists and communists are the lamest people ever.
Terrorist: "We must purify our land! We must get rid of the infidels!
Communist: "Everyone must have equality! No one can be rich, everyone must be poor!
Capitalist: "We'll put pumpkin in the cream cheese. Yeah, f-in' pumpkin. It will feel like fall and it will taste like Heaven."
I know which argument I'll go with. I mean, there's a lot of things wrong with America, but its all relative. Afghanistan produces heroin, Cuba produces cigars, North Korea produces dirt. In the fall, we produce pumpkin flavored deliciousness. Take a bagel, put some pumpkin cream cheese on it, go to Starbucks, get a pumpkin spice latte, and what do you get? Pumptastic deliciousness. I'm pretty sure if you combine heroin, cigars and dirt, you'll get death.
We win.
USA! USA! USA!
Viva la Pumpkin!!!!!
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