Honestly, I still think he's dead. But apparently he's a spokes model for Just For Men. That beard is looking sweet, Bin Heezy!
Here's a nice little snippet from his tape. (Not even 2-Pac releases as many tapes as this douche).
On my party:
Bin Laden, taking on the role of analyst of American politics, says in a newly released tape, that the American people want the Iraq war ended and “elected the Democratic Party for this purpose” in the 2006 elections.
But, he adds, “the Democrats haven’t made a move worth mentioning,” and instead the Democratic-controlled Congress has chosen to vote to fund the war, “which has led to the vast majority of you being afflicted with disappointment.”
What is this guy's deal? I thought he was in a cave. Why is he getting satellite TV and dyeing his beard? At least we're disappointing him. I think we should be automatically given the Presidency based on disappointing him.
Um, can we blow this guy up already? Next video, he's going to be clean shaven, and drinking a Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks. Please someone kill him already.
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