West By God Virginia

I am officially over my Clinton related seizure. I will try hard not to think about Bill, or HRC, or their beluga whale best friend, Al Gore. Instead, I will focus on the greatest news ever. West Virginia's head coach, Rich Rodriguez, is headed to Michigan to become Michigan's head coach. Which means West Virginia will get a new head coach.

As a point of reference, here is West Virginia's fanbase.




Without further ado, here are the leading candidates.


The banjo playing kid from Deliverance...



Joe Dirt...



Robert Byrd, douche bag Senator of WV...



The Minutemen Defense Squad. They can't stop immigrants, WVU can't stop anyone, its perfect.



Bobby Bowden. If he left one crappy, redneck academic rule for another, would anyone notice?



A burning couch for a coach.



The West Virginia coaching search. We're goin' make you squeal like a pig. SQUEAL!