Death to Baseball

I was trying to watch MSNBC this week, so that I could see the lowest pulling data. HRC, Edwards and Obama are all within the margin of error now in Iowa, and this is exciting for me. But instead of something about HRC imploding, there's some dumb report about how baseball players are using steriods. And I thought....

WHO CARES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Baseball isn't a sport. Its not. Its a game where one guy throws a ball, and the other guy tries to hit it with a stick.

This bears repeating: Its a sport where one guy throws a ball, and the other guy tries to hit it with a stick.

WHY IS THIS ON MY TELEVISION?!?!?!

And this wasn't just on ESPN, it was also on CNN, MSNBC and FOX. And these guys use steriods to rehab faster, not to do anything interesting. There still little, insignificant people. These are athletes who couldn't play basketball or football.

Lets do a quick exercise. I'll show a baseball player on steriods, then someone who plays an actual sport.


Andy Petite. OH MY GOD, he's HUGE!



LSU's Glen Dorsey.



Barry Bonds.



Shaq.



I wish this retarded non-sport would go bankrupt all ready. This is America. Lets stop with this nonsense.

Oh, and one other thing.....The reporters kept making a big deal about the length of the steriods report. "The Mitchell report is 400 pages long...." etc.

Um, 400 pages isn't long. Read a book, morons.