I am the smartest man alive!

Not really. But I did make an A in Public Finance and Budgeting. Which makes me incredibly happy because, 1. I shouldn't have made an A in Budgeting, and 2. I can now make more money.

I can calculate the Coefficient of Dispersion, mutha fcka!

Don't ask me about Mill rates! I kill punks over Mill rates!

WHABACHA!!!!!!!!



We're going to Concord, and Charlotte and Mecklenburg County! We're going to be mid-level bureaucrats! We're going to make more money than our white trash heritage should allow us! Most importantly, we're going to dance through the isles at Wall Mart while people we went to high school with are forced to be nice to us!

WHABAWHABAWHABAWHABACHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!