Its Dennis Kucinich! Workers of the world unite! Viva la Revolution!
Whenever I get depressed, I remember the magical wood elf that is Dennis Kucinich. Sure, the world is going to Hell in a hand basket, but at least there is a Socialist Leprachaun that is ready to make things right! Sure, Dennis will never get elected. But he'd be the best party guest ever. Well for a child's birthday party anyway, seeing as children love mythical creatures.
I love you, Dennis. And in the alternate reality where you are elected President, and therefore gay marriage is allowed, I would totally marry you. We would be Olson-Kuciniches and our Vegan children would be solar powered.
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