Sunday, January 27, 2008

With all the funding

that UNC Chapel Hill gets, why is it such an ugly school? Its really got that run down, aged look taken care of. I swear, Chapel Hill has all the charm of a Baltimore city housing project, circa 1965.

There are several foundations that contribute to Chapel Hill. Maybe if they put less money into their basketball program and more into the actual school, then their campus wouldn't look like crap.

I hope my children go to a better college than UNC. Like Barber Scotia or the Mongolian School of Juggling. If my hypothetical child has to choose between living in Chapel Hill or living in Kazakstan, I hope my kid lives in a hut with Borat. Because UNC is literally the ugliest school I have ever seen, ever.

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