Microsoft recently made a bid to buy Yahoo. The idea is for the old evil soul- crushing Internet firm (Microsoft) to buy Yahoo in order to take on the new evil soul-crushing Internet firm (Google). Microsoft offered 44.6 BILLION dollars to buy Yahoo, which is a 62 percent premium. Yahoo's shares are worth 20 dollars a piece, and Microsoft offered 31 dollars per share, which apparently isn't enough. Yahoo wants 40 dollars per share.
I have seen the future, and I now realize that I will die from an anuerysm.
In other news, someone offered me 40,000 dollars for my Taurus but I won't take it. I need at least 80,000 dollars for it.
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