Oh John McCain! You so crazy! You need to lay off that purple drank, John! Wait until the elections over.
What did John McCain say?
"I'm a proud, conservative, liberal Republi-." And then time stood still, and McCain realized he had just called himself a liberal. I assume he then said that qwars are evil and Barack Hussein Uday Qusay Obama was behind the Bridge to Nowhere, but the clip from MSNBC was too short.
Poor McCain.
Is McCain a liberal? Um no. Is he a conservative? Only based on his voting record. There must be some sort of voodoo hex that Rush Limbaugh put on McCain. He's very confused.
Also, while eating Indian food with two professors today, Professor A called John McCain a "shit weasel" multiple times. So McCain should probably stop calling himself a liberal, because the Communists of Academia aren't going to vote for him.
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