Wednesday, February 20, 2008

10 in a row

Barack Obama has now won ten primaries in a row. I just hope he can win a white, working class state like Wisconsin. What? He just did. Oh.

Here are some highlights from HRC's spin machine:

1. Clinton supporter talking about how good it was that they ONLY got beat by 17 points in Wisconsin. "We're closing the gap!"

2. Clinton supporter, seriously, talking about Puerto Rico. Like they're going to rally because of Puerto Rico. Are you kidding me?

3. Clinton supporter, Some Union Dude, attacking Obama supporters. This is literally what he said. "I've got news for all the latte-drinking, Prius-driving, Birkenstock-wearing, trust fund babies crowding in to hear him speak! This guy won't last a round against the Republican attack machine. He's a poet, not a fighter.”

Trust funds and Birkenstocks aside, there is a very large portion of the Democratic party that loves Starbucks and feels guilty if they don't drive a Prius. I can't imagine a Huckabee supporter attacking such a huge portion of the Republican electorate. "I've got news for all the Budweiser-drinking, F-150 driving, NASCAR watching....."

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