Sunday, February 10, 2008

Huckabee is the White Snoop Dogg

I say this with all the love and respect possible.

Huckabee is the white version of Snoop. Why? Because they're both inappropriate but loveable, crazy but entertaining. Mike says insane stuff about replacing the Constitution with the Ten Commandments, but he doesn't come off as that threatening. Snoop says disgusting things but he's got such a smooth delivery that no one cares. Yes, you are Snoop D O double G and you are here to put this dick on us. Fair enough.

I wish there was a version of "I wanna love you" with Mike Huckabee instead of Akon.

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