Student: Jeremiah, how do I do bivariate crosstabs?
Me: Its just regular cross tabs with only two variables instead of more. Just like bivariate regression is two variables and multivariate is more than two.
Student: So how many variables do I put in?
Me: Only two for bivariate.
Student continues to look confused.
Me: Its two, like bisexual.
Student suddenly understanding: Ohhh!
Two things to take away:
1. We need to increase our admission standards.
2. I can never be a professor. Which means my clever plan to take Dr. Wright and lower my gpa has paid off!
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