How come I don't have a radio show?

So my good friend Rush Limbaugh is back in the news. Guess what? He said some idiotic racially retarded comments. Wow, he hasn't done that before. Oh wait....yeah he did.

Rush is one of my favorite people, because its not often you find a giant hypocrite who is so blatant. Moral crusader who pops pills. That's right up there with anti-gay marriage pastor who does meth with gay escort (Ted Haggard is another one of my favorite people). Anyway, a while ago Rush said idiotic comments about Donovan McNabb the Eagles quaterback. Apparently the press is in love with "black quarterbacks". Um, yeah. The media loves black people. Great call there, Rush.

Now, Rush is talking about football again. He says that the Media (I hate the monolithic Media) is giving Rex Grossman, the Bears quaterback from a Super Bowl a bunch of grief because he's, get this "a white quaterback". That's it! It makes perfect sense! The racist media hates white people! Especially white quarterbacks!

Rex Grossman is being persecuted because of his skin color. Not because he threw three interceptions and fumbled in the Super Bowl, but because he's white! Not because he had a 0.0 quarterback rating in a regular season game (0.0 by the way, is the worst possible rating), its 'cause he lacks melanin. Thank God Rush cleared that up!

I can only imagine a world where the Media doesn't persecute white quarterbacks. One day, hopefully soon, Peyton Manning can stop being persecuted for his race and get a deal to do some commercials. Maybe one day the Media will stop persecuting guys like Dan Marino and Troy Aikman and let them be commentators. I am so sick of Tom Brady being put down because of the color of his skin! Please, someone sing we will overcome! This racism is disgusting! But one day, there will be white quarterbacks portrayed positively. One day white coaches can get jobs in the NFL. One day there may even be a white owner. I can dream, I suppose.

Rush must really be on some fun drugs if he's this far out of whack. I guess the only way I could argue that the Media isn't racist towards white men is to present objective reality. But you know what, maybe Rush is on to something. I mean, the Media does talk a lot about Barack Obama. I guess black quarterbacks run the NFL just like Obama runs Congress! Keep up the good fight, Rush, you souless moron!