Its like my birthday will never end

Here's what the cop wrote in his arrest report:

At 1216 hours, Craig tapped his right foot. I recognized this as a signal used by persons wishing to engage in lewd conduct. Craig tapped his toes several times and moves his foot closer to my foot.... The presence of others did not seem to deter Craig as he moved his right foot so that it touched the side of my left foot which was within my stall area. Craig then proceeded to swipe his hand under the stall divider several times.

And here's how Larry stated that:

"that he has a wide stance when going to the bathroom and that his foot may have touched mine." Craig also told the arresting officer that he reached down with his right hand to pick up a piece of paper that was on the floor. "

Officer Catch Republicans soliciting sex in bathrooms said in his report:

"It should be noted that there was not a piece of paper on the bathroom floor, nor did Craig pick up a piece of paper,"


Oh Larry, I do love you. I didn't even know you last week, but now I realize you're my best friend. Lets go to Scorpio's next week. (Scorpio's bathroom has to be more sanitary than an AIRPORT bathroom.)

I think I need to get tested. This story makes me feel dirty.