The third party that's not so green picked former Republican Representative Bob Barr to be its presidential candidate. Bob Barr, who has a wonderous mustache, is polling at 8 percent in Georgia. So if Bob Barr can steal some votes from McCain, and if there are black people in Atlanta....
Sorry, got off track. Here are some fun facts about Bob Barr;
He's a Board Member of the NRA (You know you want to vote for him, Republicans).
Barr thinks that "A completely open border allows foreign criminals, carriers of communicable diseases, terrorists and other potential threats to enter the country unchecked." Lou Dobbs would vote for Bob Barr. By the way, this is the cause of communicable diseases in the United States.
Bob Barr is afraid of the "Nanny State". We'll smoke some Marlboro Reds to that! Lung cancer is the most delicious type of Freedom.
So the choice is clear, Republicans! Vote for Bob Barr! Libertarianism isn't a simplistic, impractical worldview! Its Freedom-tastic!
Besides, its your turn. We already threw away an election to vote for Nader. Who knew the fat guy cared about the environment?
Anyway, vote Libertarian!
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