Hillary Clinton wanted everyone to place bets on "Eight Belles" the only filly in the Kentucky Derby. Those evil male horses! Anyway, the whole thing is harmless enough. HRC wants the filly to win, its a great metaphor, the filly is a long shot, blah blah blah.
So what happened? Did the filly win? Did Eight Belles pull it off?
Eight Belles finished in second, then collapsed, broke her legs and was euthanized.
Oh, and who placed in first? Big Brown. Seriously.
Stop laughing, John. You're a bad man.
RIP HRC, er Eight Belles.