Fair and Balanced Quiz

Answers and bashing of John McCain to follow.

First question

Is Al Qaeda a Sunni or a Shia group?

A. Sunni
B. Shia
C. I don't care! They're all the same!

Second question

Why are the Sunnis and Shia two distinct groups?

A. Questions about the succession line from the Prophet Muhammad
B. Sunnis sold indulgences and wanted a centralized religion while Shia were from Northern Europe and didn't want to follow the instructions of the Pope.
C. I don't care! They're all the same!

Third question

Is Iran a Sunni or Shia country?

A. Shia
B. Sunni
C. I don't care! They're all the same!

Fourth question

Given that Iran is a Shia country and Al Qaeda is a Sunni group, would Iran support and train Al Qaeda?

A. No
B. Yes
C. 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11

Fifth question

What Presidential candidate said it was "common knowledge and has been reported in the media that al-Qaeda is going back into Iran and receiving training and are coming back into Iraq from Iran, that's well known. And it's unfortunate."

A. John McCain, complete moron.
B. Oh my God! al-Qaeda is receiving training from Iran!
C. John McCain, American hero.


And without further ado, here are the answers;

If you answered A to each question, Congradulations! You are literate, aware and hopefully will vote in November.

If you answered B to each question, You're not so smart! Please don't vote in November.

If you answered C to each question, Congradulations! You are a Republican party hack who thinks all Muslims are the same and John McCain isn't an evil deranged moron without a firm grasp on the ongoing conflicts of the world! As Democratic party hacks, we salute you! See you in November!